Tento december sme mali adventný kalendár, ktorý mal na každý deň jeden vtip, jednu výzvu a jedno vrecúško s odmenou (kešu, ružová čokoláda, brusnice v horkej čokoláde a mandle v mliečnej čokoláde so škoricou). Vrecúško si delili tí, čo do 8. večer splnili výzvu. Mišo mal smolu, že skoro polovicu dní bol na druhej strane Atlantiku, ale výzvy v rámci možností plnil aj on. Na diaľku sa pridala aj moja hosťovská mama Julie z Colorada.
Vyzeralo, že to teenagerov baví.
Vtipy:
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Why did the photo go to jail? Because it was framed.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left.
What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
What do you call a snowman on the beach? A puddle.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know Y.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity… It’s impossible to put down.
Why can’t you trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
Výzvy:
Speak in an accent for the next 10 minutes.
Wear socks on your hands for 15 minutes.
Get to sit from standing without bending knees.
Speak in slow motion for 2 minutes.
Take a selfie with the weirdest object in your room.
Send a random emoji to three friends and don’t explain why.
Text a friend only using song lyrics for 10 minutes.
Draw a self-portrait with your eyes closed.
Make up a dance move and name it.
Speak in rhyme for the next 5 sentences.
Take a photo pretending you’re in a famous movie scene.
Draw a cartoon character from memory in 60 seconds.
Pretend to be a news reporter and announce something random.
Make a tower out of 10 different objects in your room.
Write a silly poem about your favorite snack.
Take a photo of your shoes in the weirdest place possible.
Invent a new holiday and describe how you’d celebrate it.
Create a meme and send it to family chat
Record yourself saying the alphabet backward.
Write your name using only emojis and send it to family chat.
Record a 10-second video of you pretending to be a famous celebrity.
Draw a superhero version of yourself in 2 minutes.
Speak only in questions for the next 5 minutes.
Write a funny caption for the last photo in your camera roll.
The Zing of the Grapefruit Thing
In the town of Zilina where breakfasts run loose,
Lives a bright, zippy drink known as Grapefruitty Juice.
It wiggles and jiggles in cartons so bright,
And tickles your tongue with a zing of delight.
It’s sour! It’s power! It’s sunshine turned free-
A zazzly, bedazzled-up citrus delight, see?
It whooshes and swooshes with zing-zaggity zest,
A juice that insists it is simply the best.


















